Pointless Nonsense

poetrylesbian:

obviously dietary requirements aren’t a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she’s up to today and she said extremely seriously “ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia”

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

shetheyslay:

Tumblr users every time another social media site fucks up

(via joey-wheeler-official)

varijacija:

The problem I have with “unalive” is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

donnerpartyofone:

This is weird to admit because I can’t relate to it anymore at all, but there was a brief period of time in high school where I was obsessively jealous of the popular kids. I know that isn’t unusual, but when I look back on it, it’s really obvious to me that it had nothing to do with who those people were, what they looked like, how they dressed, what they got to do, or even how much money they had. The people I admired and wanted to be like, because I actually thought they were cool, were in my own friend group already. My jealousy of popular kids was entirely about my projection that they felt normal and comfortable; I guess I thought they didn’t have to suffer from insecure or alienated feelings, so their days were probably pretty peaceful. Of course none of that was true necessarily, I had friends who migrated over to that group at some point and it sounded kind of miserable in a lot of ways. But I just didn’t want to feel that way I did every day, and my theory was that if I were like aspirationally normal then my life would be ok. Huh.

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

gazehoundz:

you would undo God’s punishment?

anexperimentallife:

theconcealedweapon:

What an autistic person says: “How long is it going to take?”

What they mean: “I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation.”

What neurotypical people hear: “I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it.”